
Just in the last day, I have consulted the Google in the sky for several definitions, the lyrics to "Show Me the Way to Go Home" (land, sea, and foam??), the impact of sodium citrate on my kidneys; the difference between a serviceberry and a blueberry; the distinction and treatments for bites from fleas, bedbugs, bird mites, and noseeums; the price of laundry baskets; John Calvin's position on the stewardship of nature; how to salvage moldy cheese; how to pronounce the name of a presidential candidate; and the names of other members of a board I just joined.
I have trouble imagining a world in which I couldn't resolve all these issues with a quick consult with my phone. Will it get worse? Can retirement lead to a paralysis of information input in which we just submerge ourselves in increasingly irrelevant minutiae and am I sure I spelled that right? Just a sec and I'll check.